short funny random quotesI need a funny/ random short quote for my yearbook can you please help?

The only thing i can think of is "these pretzles are making me thirsty"
Here is a couple good Quote site that i really like. You might take a look there for more they have them.



He who angers you conquers you. Elizabeth Kenny

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. Voltaire

Tears are the silent language of grief. Voltaire

Anger manages everything badly. Statius

One thought fills immensity. William Blake

Boredom is the deadliest poison. William F. Buckley, JR.

I praise loudly, I blame softly. Catherine the Great

He who praises everybody, praises nobody. Samuel Johnson

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. Henry David Thoreau

Patience will achieve more than force. Edmund Burke

To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven. Ralph short funny random quotesWaldo Emerson

Life is the childhood of our immortality. Goethe

The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest. Albert Einstein

Once you lose your reputation, you don't mind it. Belva Porter

It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny. Jean Nidetch

Only a fool fights in a burning house. Klingon proverb

Confidence is courage at ease. Daniel Maher

A problem is a chance for your to do your best. Duke Ellington

Problems are the price you pay for progress.Branch Rickey

If things go wrong, don't go with them. Roger Babson

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Unknown

Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes. Kenneth Hildebrand

A day of worry is more exhausting than a day of work. John Lubbock

A desire can overcome all objections and obstacles. Gunshort funny random quotesderson

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater. Hazlitt

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed. Unknown

Life is a challenge, meet it. Mother Theresa


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this is what i do when i see someone beautiful. i stand. i smile. then i get tired. i put down the mirror.

dinosaur exticntion isnt a mystery. barney came along and they all commited suicide.

Peace. Love. Pie.
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.
-Adolf Hitler
Then there's that classic from "M*A*S*H":
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
-Captain Hawkeye Pierce
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